Wednesday, April 29, 2009


S-S

S-S stands for Style-Sheet.
So what's a Style-Sheet?

During the early days of the Internet, a small group of very talented and very brilliant individuals, used hypertext-mark-up-language or HTML, to create all kinds of beautifully-designed and interesting websites.

Pretty soon, corporations as well as personal entrepreneurs, wanted to establish their own websites to promote their own products and their own organizational points of view......and so......to accommodate their needs, the profession of website-designer got to be born.

After a while, some of the less-talented website-designers got really tired of having to learn all that HTML and of needing to start each new website-design completely from scratch, so another group of Internet professionals began to create and promote Style-Sheets, i.e. pre-designed websites on which all the boxes and spaces were already in existence, so that all a web-designer needed to do, was to fill in all those boxes and spaces with the images, articles, and verbal messages, their clients wanted them to display......and voila!......thousands of websites now got to be completed with minimal knowledge, minimal design-talent, and very little labor, so that they could be displayed online, within a couple of days.

Thinking about this process and how it came about, got me to discover a humorous correlation in ordinary individuals who appropriate the achievements of others.....use those achievements to assemble their own personalities......then endow themselves with a sense of imaginary value they simply do not possess, by creating what might be called:

Professional-Style-Sheets

Parenting-Style-Sheets

New-Age-Guru-Style-Sheets

Automaker-Style-Sheets

Relationship-Style-Sheets

Savings & Loan-Style-Sheets

Oh.....the list of self-endowed possibilities is truly endless, and those who have appropriated such other-created values, are often difficult to understand, since their entire belief-system is built on the foundation of another person's value-system.

"......and castles
built on sand
fall into the sea
eventually....."

-----JIMI HENDRIX-----
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Tuesday, April 28, 2009


HOW
SWINE FLU
ORIGINATED
IN
MEXICO!

A MUST-READ TIMELINE:

We need to close
THE BORDER!

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Sunday, April 26, 2009


WHAT?

I don't know who invented the term, but according to either the news media or the government,

ENHANCED INTERROGATION = TORTURE

So, of course,
me being me,
I started to wonder
if.....
ENHANCED ACCEPTANCE = REJECTION?
or.....
ENHANCED SECURITY = THEFT?
or.....
ENHANCED DINNER = LEFTOVERS?
or.....
ENHANCED INFORMATION = DECEIT?
or.....
ENHANCED REPORTING = LIES?
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TODAY'S
QUESTION:

What was the
happiest moment
of your life,
so far?
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Thursday, April 23, 2009


WHY?

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PATIENT: Why can't a chicken cross the road without having its motivation questioned?

PSYCHIATRIST: Perhaps because a chicken crossing a road might get hit by a car, so people wonder why it endangers itself?

PATIENT: Sort of like humans getting married?

PSYCHIATRIST: Was that like getting hit by a car?

PATIENT: (smiling) .....more like a Mac Truck.

PSYCHIATRIST: (also smiling).....tell me about that.

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Sunday, April 19, 2009


TRILLIONS

A trillion days ago, Jesus was
said to have walked on water.

A trillion hours ago, it was 1945.

A trillion dollars ago, our
Social Security Trust Fund
was still healthy enough
to survive forever.

A trillion minutes ago, the United States Congress voted AGAINST an amendment that would have STOPPED the further destruction of our Social Security Trust Fund, which has been repeatedly and criminally depleted because of the theft of its funds by Congressional and White House thieves.

It is my personal belief that "We, the People" should simply vote to retroactively destroy all past and present Congressional retirement funds, by depositing their moneys into our Social Security Trust Fund.

Then we should bypass Congress and vote by ourselves, to forever end the further destruction of our Social Security Trust Fund, to replace all of its stolen moneys, and to permanently prevent all present and future U.S. Governmental entities, from ever again taking even one single penny out of the
Social Security Trust Fund
which belongs to all of
US, THE PEOPLE
and
to
nobody
else!

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Friday, April 17, 2009


FITNA
2

Geert Wilders, the Dutch member of Parliament who created the controversial film FITNA, says he's working on a follow-up film in which he intends to show how far the islamisation of the West has already progressed, and what the consequences of mass-immigration from Muslim nations, really are, i.e. the installation of sharia legal systems, the loss of freedom of speech, the return of women's rights to the Middle Ages, and other matters that the West needs to begin to fight against, before all is lost forever!
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The Thomas More Law Center
has filed a
FEDERAL LAWSUIT
against Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano, who publicized an "intelligence assessment" that violates the civil liberties of combat veterans as well as American citizens, by targeting them for disfavored treatment on account of their political beliefs.

I don't think I have ever felt so completely in agreement with anyone's lawsuit!

The question is: Why did she do this?

My own analysis is that she felt completely inadequate to perform as head of Homeland Security, and that she tried to distract our nation from finding out about this fact, by DEFLECTION.....which is a clever an often very successful way to avoid being exposed for one's own failings, by making everyone focus on some other entity......in this instance, the
"RIGHT-WING EXTREMISTS"
which she puposefully and with malice, invited America to hate, despise, and wage war against!

Napolitano needs to step down.

She's Chertoff x 500!!!
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COOL
QUOTE

FROM LAST NIGHT'S
DAILY SHOW:

"That's like Capitalism without Bankruptcy.....
which is like Christianity without Hell.....
which is actually like Judaism."

---Jon Stewart---
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Monday, April 13, 2009


THANK YOU,
U.S. NAVY SEALS!!!

Captain Phillips is alive and well.......3 of the pirates are dead.......a fourth pirate is in US custody.......and the rest of those Somali criminals will think twice, before boarding another American vessel.

What's totally amazing about all of this, is that the exact same African pirates were hijacking ships more than 2 centuries ago, when they demanded ransom sums even then, and inspired the well-known song:
"From the Halls of Montezuma
to the shores of Tripoli
we fight our country's battles
on land and on the sea....."
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Friday, April 10, 2009


During the 1960's and 70's, Mao's communist goons are reported to have murdered hundreds of millions of Chinese citizens who opposed their ideology.

During the exact same time in the United States, we witnessed the first encounter groups, the emergence of the mini skirt and rock music, an explosion of beautiful contemporary art, peaceful anti-war protests with Country Joe and the Fish, and a gazillion other evolutionary concepts made manifest.

I love what our nation is, and what it represents.
I wouldn't want to live my time on earth, in any other place!

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN
CROSS THE ROAD?

TO SHOW THE ARMADILLO
THAT IT CAN BE DONE!



Research has shown, that when chickens are being subjected to constant bright lights that prevent them from going to sleep and thereby forces them to keep laying eggs for profit-obsessed corporations around the globe......their little bodies run out of Selenium and they become ill with Avian Flu.

That's why I only buy the eggs of "free-range" chicks, and never eat any other kind!

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN
CROSS THE ROAD?

TO GET AWAY FROM
THE MAD COWS!



"LIE-TO-ME"
This is one of the most original, most fascinating TV shows to have been created in a very very long time!

Then why does the Fox Network in which it emerged, try its utmost to destroy it, by polluting its precious hour with more than 42 (!) commercial interruptions?

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN
CROSS THE ROAD?

TO GET TO
A BETTER PLACE
ON THE OTHER SIDE!




Tuesday, April 7, 2009



DESTRUCTIVE
IMPERATIVES

Everybody in the world is whining about the increased terrorist attacks in Baghdad and in other areas of Iraq.......but whenever US troops have, in the past, shot and killed the kind of terrorist monsters who perpetrated those attacks, the monsters were "morphed" into innocent victims, while our military men were made to stand trial and be accused of murder, by both the opportunistic Iraqi government creepazoids, as well as by the totally reprehensible American legal creepazoids.

This idiotic hypocricy is killing any hope of either Iraq or Afghanistan ever becoming peaceful nations.

If we'd had such rules in place during WW2, America and Europe would without a doubt, have become part of the German Reich!
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Sunday, April 5, 2009


Yomama told the EU that it should accept Turkey into their Union. I find that incredibly arrogant & it's none of our business & what would we think, if Europe told us to accept Mexico as our 51st State?

TEXTING?
SEXTING?
Should sending out one's own nudity photos via a cellphone image, be a protected form of FREEDOM OF SPEECH.......even for minors?

QUESTION:
If you could save only one television channel (after which all the other channels would become extinct) which channel would you save and why?

RIDDLE #1:
What do you call Chinese computer hackers?
DOT-COMMIES!!!

North Korea's message to the world:
"KWANGMYLONGDONG-2!!!"

---Dr.Bogus Pachysandra---

EXTREME
EU
ARROGANCE
EU member States indicated that they heartily approve of America's military strategy in Afghanistan.......but refused to send any of their own military troops, to assist us.

EXTREME
GLOBAL
COWARDICE
During 2008, Somalia's pirates hijacked 130 ships belonging to more than 46 countries, from which those pirates collected millions of ransom-dollars. During 2009, those crimes continue unabated. When America doesn't stop the world's criminals, nobody else has the fortitude to do it.

RIDDLE #2:
Who spoke this beautiful sentence?
"Miss Fairchild......il-y-a un monsieur qui a demandez que vous voullez rearrangez son chapeau."

EXTREME
CEO
CRIMINALS
Why do CEO's rob their own financial institutions?
Because they know where the money is!!!
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